Overshare

The building I work in has three firms – two of which are downstairs, and we occupy the upstairs. (I have two windows at my desk. I like that.) One of the downstairs firms employs two males who are loud talkers sometimes. On my way from the bathroom this afternoon I overheard “well I came and then wiped it off her jaw and left.”

*long pause*

Excuse me?

Please tell me that I misheard him and he said something else.

What could he have said?

“Hell, I’m lame and swiped against the law, Jeff.”

“Swell game and I watched it after John left.”

I have to have misheard him, right?

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